SaT nOOn DiScO..

I wazz done with my college by around 1 pm. Two of My Friends decided to Hit the Sparks Floors to Party; so v were three of us: Two Gurlz nd a Guy. V Lunched in KFC (Forum), Shopped some gud Music CD's in landmark nd then Headed to Sparks to Dance our Noon. V reached sparks around quarter to 2. The Place was Smoky Floodin with Teens nd Late 20's. V hit the Sparks Dance Floors nd Danced our Noon away to the Hip Hop nd House Music in sparks.!

It wazz Fun Dancin..after a Very Long Time..!

MaSSaGe fOr mY MiNd nD BoDy..!

I was really Tired Yesterday; I called home one of the Masseur next door nd went in for an Aroma Therapy Massage for a Healthy Mind and Body.

I wanted to relax My Tired Mind nd Boost My Sagging Spirits. Undoubtedly, a Massage is a Highly Soothing and Stimulating Activity which came in My way to Rejuvenate My Mind nd body. This massage was a Therapeutic, Long and Luxuriant AromaTherapy Massage which went in for a couple of hours.

Firstly, The Masseur asked me to Fragrance the room with Incense Sticks, Switch on some Soothing Background Music, Keep the Room Temperature Warm by shutting the windows, Draw the Curtains and Dim the Lights.

Secondly, The Masseur asked Me to surface the floor with a large cotton sheet covered with a bath towel. I put my head on a pillow, wrappped around a towel for My body and a covered My feet with a warm blanket. The Masseur used 1 or 2 drops of essential oil in a base oil (coconut, sweet almond and jojoba) of his choice and then gently massaged it all over My Body. The Masseur's Massage movements was slow and gentle to help me relax and eliminate my tensions.

Finally, My Mind was soo Relaxed and Comfortable after the AromaTherapy Massage. My Masseur was Perfect in all the Massage Strokes leaving me feel Relaxed and Stimulated at the same time. It relieved my stress and fatigue and gave me a new lease of life.

HuSbAnD 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources available for other applications.

She is now noticing that Husband 1.0 is also spawning Child Processors which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of these particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed her that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Husband 1.0 installs itself such, that it is always launched at system initialization, where it can monitor all other system activity. She's finding that some applications such as Spending Spree 2.4, Girls Night 3.5 and Cocktail Night 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before).

During installation, Husband 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-ins such as Mother-In-Law 5.8 and Brother-In-Law Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features she'd like to see in the upcoming Husband 2.0 include:

1. A "Yes I'll cook, clean etc." button.
2. An install shield feature that allows Husband 2.0 be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources.

I myself decided to avoid the headache associated with Husband 1.0 by sticking with BoyFriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.

Apparently you cannot install BoyFriend 2.0 on top of BoyFriend 1.0; each program begins damaging the other. You must uninstall BoyFriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug that I should have known about. You'd think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now! To make matters worse, the uninstall program for BoyFriend 1.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

Versions of BoyFriend 1.0 continually popup annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Husband 1.0.

Bug Warning- Husband 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Lover 1.1 before uninstalling Husband 1.0, Husband 1.0 will delete MS Clothing allowance files, before doing the uninstall himself.

Applications that won't run with Husband 1.0 include Chippendale 2.0, Netball watching 3.5, Suremoreshoes 6.0, and Cleanup 4.3.

Applications that run very well with Husband 1.0, however, include Bummingaround 1.0, Pubnight 2.3, Golfing 2.7, Pokernight 5.3, and Wandering eyes 4.9.

So, Im really Confused What to do..!

pEnTiUM JoKeS..!

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
> A mad scientist.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
> The warning label.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
> "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is
the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
> Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

KiSnA...ThE wArRiOr PoET

Subhash Ghai, is back with his new movie KISNA.

Staring Vivek Oberoi, Antonia Bernath, Michael Maloney, Amrish Puri, Yashpal Sharma, Rajat Kapoor & Isha Sharvani.

A.R. Rahman's music is rich and melodious.

If u wanna know more, refer the link below:

http://hindi.galatta.com/entertainment/movies/hindi/released/kisna/

StReSs ReLaTeD iLLnEsS..

They include most instances of high blood pressure, migraine and tension headaches, and peptic ulcer as well as many other problems.

Autonomic Control - The autonomic system is composed of the sympathetic branch (active in response to stress), and the parasympathetic branch (active during relaxation and digestion). In a general way this may be thought of as quieting the emotions.

Breathing - Those who have learned to sing or play a wind instrument have often been taught diaphragmatic breathing, but many others are uncertain about this healthy form of breathing.

Muscle Relaxation - Muscles are activated in response to stress as part of the fight-flight pattern. When muscles are active they use much more energy than when relaxed. When muscles are relaxed, messages are sent to the brain to the effect "everything is OK." This helps to relax both the sympathetic nervous system and the central nervous system.

SuNdAy BrUnCh..

I Wazz really very Hungry since Morning,so i had to Cook Brunch by my own..

I made up my mind to prepare Dhal Roti nd Some Fresh Veggie Salad tossed with Mayonnaise nd Low Fat Cottage Cheese for Brunch.

Firstly for the Roti (Indian Bread), I had to take 2-3 cups of wheat flour nd maida,2-tsps of sugar nd salt, 2 tsps-milk,2 tsps-curds, 1 cup of luke warm water in the beginnin, 1 cup of cold water to make it a soft nd final dough, I divided the dough into peach-size balls, I then used a rolling-pin, to roll out the dough into a thin,round patty, about 5 inches in diameter. Then i heated the Tawa for a minute, I placed the round patty uncooked roti on the tawa nd brushed it with olive nd castrol oil to make it a finally cooked soft roti.

Secondly for the Dhal, I had to Steam 1/2 cup of gram dhal, 1/2 cup of urad dhal, 1/2 cup of thoor dhal in my microwave for 10 minutes. In the meanwhile, I took care of adding more contents to the dhal by taking a frying pan nd adding in some olive oil, 1/4 tsp-mustard seeds, 1/2 tsp-jeera, a pinch of asafetida, 2 green chillies finally chopped, 2 tsps - salt nd fryin it till it turns out to be golden brown. At the 10th minute of dhal cookin in the microwave, I added the above fried contents to the steamed dhal.

Thirdly for the Veggie Salad, I took 1 big bowl of cauliflower, carrot, cabbage, raddish, lettuce, tomato, olives, beetroot, parsley nd tossed the above veggies with mayonnaise nd low fat cottage cheese. I had to dress the salad with 1-tsp of vinegar, 1 tsp of lemon juice nd 1- tsp of ginger juice (other step for adding in lemon grass is to add fresh gingers with hot water), a pinch of white pepper. I whisked in all the above contents in a bowl to serve it.

( Note: To make an Italian Veggie Salad, try adding 1/4 cup red wine, vinegar, 1 clove garlic, minced,1/2 teaspoon salt, dash of pepper, 1/4 teaspoon dried basil, oregano or mixed Italian herbs, 3/4 cup olive oil to the above veggies.)

All the above servings were ready in about half an hour; I enjoyed cookin and eating my brunch..

I Hope U Try My Meal By Tryin Out There At UR Place..N'JoY

PaGe 3

I Enjoyed Watchin a Gud Hindi Movie after a Very Long Time. Page 3 is the most spoken movie of today. Its different from tat of the others. It conveys some kinda message very clearly to the people.

I loved this Movie from the Beginnin to the End..It is a must See Movie..

so GeT gOiN..

Dont Miss Out to Watch this Movie..

15 tHiNgS yOu PrObAbLy NeVeR kNeW oR tHoUgHt aBoUt

At least 5 people in this world love you soo much they would die for you
At least 5 people in this world love you in some way.
The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you
A smile from you can bring hapiness to anyone, even if they dont like you
Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
You mean the world to someone
If not for you, someone may not be living
You are special and unique
Someone that you dont even know exists, loves you
When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it
When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world
When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get i, but if -you beleive in yourself, probably sooner or later, you will get it.
Always remember the compliments you received. forget about about the rude remarks
Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

mY LoVe...

I love you more than words could ever say,
I feel it growing in my heart each and every day,
All this love I feel
Has never felt so real
You give me something no one has ever given me,
It's something you cannot see
Love so strong, and so true
It makes me think of only you
This wonderful feeling you have given me
Makes me want to be with you endlessly

I want to be in your arms
To feel your warm embrace
It makes me feel so safe from harm
Plus, I love to touch your face
I love to look into your eyes
To look through your disguise
To feel your warm hands within mine
As our fingers gently become entwined

Your kisses so soft and sweet
Antagonizing pleasure
Placed upon my lips
Where dreams come true
In just one kiss!

Sharing an afternoon of ecstasy
Closing the door on reality
Not even the thickest iceberg
Could melt the lust I feel inside!

I shed my fears faster than my clothes
The anticipation begins to unfold
My heart begins to pound faster
As you come closer

Just one look from your eyes
And I become hypnotized
A river of sins, to which I concede
Just one kiss, caused the undoing of me!

Your lips gently pressed against mine
A silent submission of tongues intertwined
My mouth tenderly pressed against yours
My voice trembles as you start to explore

Electric shocks as your tongue touches mine
An erotic dance of passing time
My heart's racing as fast as yours
My body's craving for something more!

Starving and Craving
For an evening
Of erotic bliss
Where dreams come true
In Just One Kiss.

It makes me crave a thousand more
I wonder how your heart keeps a steady beat,
Because mine just soars

I love the way you let me know
How much you love me so
I love how much you care
The love you show to me is beyond compare,
I love the way you smile
That compliments your sexy style
My eyes are kept on you all the while

I love to hear you say "okay"
You say it at least once a day
I love the way you apologize
Because it always makes me realize
That what you did, was done unintentionally,
And that you still love me
Even though I'm strange
You don't want me to change
You say that I'm just right
Especially when we're about to fight

I hate to see you mad
I hate to see you sad
It makes me feel so bad
What you feel, I feel
That's because our love is real
I hate to see you cry
To always have to wonder why?
I'm sorry I sometimes do the things I do
That always make you feel blue
I'm sorry if I hurt you so
My anger is sometimes hard to control

I don't like when you feel insecure
Don't worry so much, because I'm sure
That no one can ever take your place
Because I love not only your beautiful face,
I also love the real you inside
There's no way I could have let you pass me by

Don't worry you're the only one for me
You, and I, and everyone else can see
I love you with all my heart
No one could ever make us part.

mY LiTTlE pOcKeT dEvIcE !

My IpOd is a pocketable device which keep's me connected to all my favorite music...!

It's a portable MP3 player with a built-in hard drive for storingmusic files. What's revolutionary about the IpOd is its simplicity.

Its just like a small box that can store over 10,000 songs, has excellent sound quality and can play music for up to 12 hours on a single battery charge! And a 40 GB size of IpOd Hard Disk.

At the hardware level, the IpOd is a very small hard-drive, that allows one to download MP3s, and play them back at will.

It has an extremely easy to understand interface - with a jog wheel and a push button to select songs or play-lists. It interfaces to the computer using a very simple ultra-high speed connector called firewire which transfers information in a matter of a few seconds.

What really makes the IpOd a dream device for all music lovers is that one could encode an entire collection of hundreds of CDs into MP3 format and save it all on the IpOd and enjoy it anywhere.

With the IpOd at your fingertips, you can have your own little personalise radio station at all times. With a powerful built-in amplifier and high-quality headphones, the IpOd offers an excellent listening experience.

One of the most amazing utilities of the IpOd is that it lets one purchasesongs from the iTunes Music Store. iTunes is an all-in-one music playing application introduced by Apple with features like downloading music online, importing music from CDs, burning CDs or DVDs, listening to Internet Radio and lots more. Together, the iPod and iTunes make a deadly musical combination.

My IpOd is intelligent enough to keep data files separate from the music collection so that they aren't accidentally deleted whenupdating music. The basic iPod device weighs just 6.5 ounces and has been designed to fit comfortably in the palm or be slipped into a pocket for easy transport.

So, its mY LiTTlE pOcKeT dEvIcE !

FaLLiNg iN lOvE..?

There are Three Phases and Stages to Fall in Love:

Events occurring in the brain when we are in love have similarities with mental illness.

When we are attracted to somebody, it could be because subconsciously we like their genes.

Smell could be as important as looks when it comes to the fanciability factor.

We like the look and smell of people who are most like our parents.

Flushed cheeks, a racing heart beat and clammy hands are some of the outward signs of being in love.

LUST

Lust is driven by the sex hormones testosterone and oestrogen. Testosterone is not confined only to men. It has also been shown to play a major role in the sex drive of women.

ATTRACTION

This is the truly love-struck phase. When people fall in love they can think of nothing else. They might even lose their appetite and need less sleep, preferring to spend hours at a time daydreaming about their new lover.

ATTACHMENT

This is what takes over after the attraction stage, if a relationship is going to last. Attachment is a longer lasting commitment and is the bond that keeps couples together when they go on to have children.

Mc DoNaLdS mEaL..

It was a Cloudy nd a Lazy Monday Morning. I woke up late by around 7.30 nd was late to the College at 9.00. The Classes were really Boring nd Irritatin. We had 3 hrs of Theory Classes frm Mornin 9-12 in the Noon. It was really Borin for all of us in the Class. Then,We came to knw abt the free hr frm 12-2. So Eight of us decided to hit the floors in Mc Donalds for Lunch. We left the college by around 12.15 nd we reached the Forum Mall by around 12.30. By then everyone were soo very tiered nd hence we had to go to Mc Donalds First nd Fill our Tummies. All of us placed the Orders.
I love collectin Soft Toys nd hence I insisted on takin up a Happy Meal. But later wen placin the order, the waiter told me tat the Soft Toys there..were Out of Stock..
I got Pissed and Irritated. I dint knw wat to do..
So,Finally I had Veg Crispy Chinese Burger and Mc Swirl nd walked out of the place.