Thursday, February 17, 2005

pEnTiUM JoKeS..!

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?
> A mad scientist.

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?
> The warning label.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
> "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754 and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft designed using a Pentium, what is
the correct pronunciation of "IEEE"?
> Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!

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